Roxanne: Where the fuck is she, Russell?
Rusty: She's fine... I took good care of her.
Roxanne: I told you not to let her out of your
          sight, you stupid little turd.
Rusty: She's fine. I chained her to the pole
          in Lounge Three.
Roxanne: You did WHAT?!
Rusty: She seemed okay with it...
Roxanne: You stay right here, you stupid prick.

I had no intention of following that command...