Sleek, tall and androgenous, an up and coming member of Circo Tulala, also known as the Tribe of Clowns, Rusty Naelhre is a big fish in a little pond. Not only the lead singer and lyricist for Carnipelago's most famous glamrock band, Rusty is also an accomplished artist and cartoonist. He's also rumoured to have an endowment that approaches the classic Carnipelagian freak-show proportions. Not that that matters to his hundreds of young female fans. Nope.

Does he like the ladies? Sure. Does he have a steady? Yes, but Rusty prefers to keep that to himself.