"Um... is she naked?" Kyndra asked her co-host, "Because..."

"Uh... yeah," Andie stammered as the little acrobat shook her practically naked ass around the catwalk to the ardent enthusiasm of the Silver Seal crowd.

"She is?"

"No... but as close as anyone has ever been..."

"Wow... I couldn't keep that thing on. How does she do it?"

"She's Little Miss Monkey. From the jungle."

"No!"

"And I don't think her Mother will approve..."

Kyndra can't help but giggle at the thought of the ass-whooping the Empress's daughter might have to endure back at their Treehouse Complex in the jungle should the power-that-be catch wind of this exuberantly drunken display. (See cover story for more about Treehouse Culture.) Of course, the hostesses did not come out and say it on the microphone, but they were catching on. The crowd, however, seemed more occupied with watching Little Miss Monkey's tight little half-naked rump than absorbing their commentary.