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The camera begins to click and whirr....

While I put the finishing touches on the white drop, Deximo tells Wilona to get comfortable in the pink egg chair.

Miraculously (and unfortunately for some of our readers), the bikini stays on as Wilona stretches and poses a little.

Wilona seems to be warming up to the idea of wearing it. The fact that we were both openly adoring... okay, ogling her might have made her feel quite sexy.

Wilona returns from the dressing room having been talked (and stuffed) into the Cellophane Bikini.

Kyndra clearly knows Deximo. Hopefully that will help his case as he makes an offer of a Venus Island Girl pictorial to the young Tucci.

She appears sceptical.

With the charm and skill of a seasoned ambassador, our photographer gets the lovely giques' attention with a poorly faked clearing of the throat. Ingenious.